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The Ruler's Wrong

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I worked at an adult video store for years and had to deal with some of the most pent-up, perverted, anti-social sex freaks alive. One fellow of Asian descent - we called him "Hungry Man" for his exploits at the local adult theater - would come in and wait until the store would clear out. With only him and myself in the store he would then begin saying "Do you love my dick?" or "Kiss my dick" or "My dick is so big and yours is so small." Then he would either expose his erect penis or then become super nice and beg me to put in a all male video so he could watch for free. He did this once or twice a week for months. I finally got so fed up with the "Kiss my dick" and "My dick is so big" I said "Bullshit! Measure it, fucker!" and came out from behind the relative safety of the counter with a ruler. He actually took the ruler and measured - 4" rock hard. I smiled and said nothing. He was so upset he put his penis away and said "The ruler's wrong!" and stormed out of the store. Didn't see him again.

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