I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
The Ruler's Wrong
I worked at an adult video store for years and had to deal with some of the most pent-up, perverted, anti-social sex freaks alive. One fellow of Asian descent - we called him "Hungry Man" for his exploits at the local adult theater - would come in and wait until the store would clear out. With only him and myself in the store he would then begin saying "Do you love my dick?" or "Kiss my dick" or "My dick is so big and yours is so small." Then he would either expose his erect penis or then become super nice and beg me to put in a all male video so he could watch for free. He did this once or twice a week for months. I finally got so fed up with the "Kiss my dick" and "My dick is so big" I said "Bullshit! Measure it, fucker!" and came out from behind the relative safety of the counter with a ruler. He actually took the ruler and measured - 4" rock hard. I smiled and said nothing. He was so upset he put his penis away and said "The ruler's wrong!" and stormed out of the store. Didn't see him again.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »