I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
The score is 15 to I hate you.
I work in a high-end classy art and rug store so I'm used to getting rich assholes come in and make offensive remarks and spend "a mere $35,000" on a freaking rug. Well, the other day I had this guy come in with his wife, who he referred to as 'bitchy bitchface' and his tiny dog, who he referred to as 'the love of my life'. I greeted them the usual B.S. and proceeded to continue continue surfing CH on the computer as usual. The guy then rushes over and demands that I check the scores of the British Open. He doesn't say please, he says "Go ahead. Chop-Chop." like I work for him or something. I sit there giving him the dirtiest look possible and tell him "No. Sorry, sir. I can't do that." My boss comes upstairs from the basement and greets them, because little do I know, they're really good friends of hers. He tells my boss, "she's a feisty motherfucker. I like her". And I had to look up the British Open scores for that dumb asshole. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, the couple and their ugly rat dog stay for an hour to talk to my boss about restaurants in our town. He gets all mad because, apparently, there are a lot of Mexican people working in some of them. Gosh, A Mexican? How horrible. He says, "I refuse to go any goddamn Greek restaurants around here. There filled with Mexicans. Hey Mexicans, you're not Greeks. You're Mexican. Go back to Mexico and eat tacos." He then turns around and asks me if I'm Mexican. And if I can update him on the scores of the British Open.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »