Work Sucks

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Work Sucks
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Why do I go back?

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My first job was an under-the-table gig at a disreputable ice cream parlor and pizza joint that has since been shut down by the IRS for tax evasion. I was a general work-horse, doing dishes, scooping ice cream, making deliveries, you name it. One night I was working alone with a middle-aged woman who was in the midst of telling me all her personal problems when she interrupted the conversation to go to the bathroom, saying, "Oops, my tampon flooded, hold on." To heap further insult on top of that, the next time I worked alone with her, someone came in and unleashed an enormous, sloppy dump on the wall of the bathroom. About 6 inches below the light switch, next to the door opposite the toilet. She made me clean it because she couldn't stomach the sight of it, and there were no rubber gloves, so the only thing separating my hands from this deranged stranger's feces was a plastic grocery bag. The worst part was, I needed money so badly that I still showed up for work the next day, and the next day...

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