I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So a couple months ago, i was dating this one girl a year older than me. While dating her, i went on a week trip to london england, where i searched market after market for a gift. I ended up buying a first press 45 record of the Beatles (her favourite band) singing day tripper (the first song she learned on guitar) and a nice necklace with her initial in it. I brought it back, gave it to her, and 2 weeks later we broke up. The the next day she drove her friend over to my house, and got her friend to give me back the stuff i'd searched hours for. Turns out she was cheating on me anyways
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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