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uPick

Go find yourself a fucking wife

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You are a roomate, not my fucking husband. We are not having sex. I owe you nothing. So why the hell would you assume that the food that I bought, prepared and cooked is for you?! And why do we have to have this conversation every fucking week?! Are you mentally retarded?! If I wasn't cooking your meals 2 months ago, why the hell would I start now? Go microwave your pathetic frozen dinner. Better yet, go get yourself a pathetic wife, who you can guilt into cooking dinner. You are lazy, fat, and too stupid to convince me to give you free food. Thank god I am moving out in 2 months.

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