Back in 10th grade, my German teacher was explaining a project he wanted us to do and said it was worth a lot of points so if we didn't do it, we were screwed. Without even thinking, I blurted out, "But I like to be screwed." The whole class, including my teacher, laughed at me for 10 minutes.
'Tutoring'
Technically this was from Senior year of HighSchool, but close enough right? So because I failed Algebra Two I had to take Business Math to get my math credits to graduate, turns out my friend was in that class also and we ended up sitting next to each other. On the first day the teacher asked us if any of us felt math was incredibly hard. I raised my hand, but my friend didn't (Which was surprising because he's a moron) so he said 'Wow if you needed help in math you could've asked, I would've tutored you.' Fast forward a couple days when we have a list of numbers and have to list what place the underlined number was (Tens, hundreds, Thousands, Tenths, ect) I finished in 4 minutes, it took him forty and several looks into his notebook before his finished. He doesn't understand how I finished so quickly.
I walked into my 8 o'clock class to be told by my teacher that we have a surprise quiz to take. She hands out the quizzes face down and told us not to flip them over until told so. She then tells us to start. Everyone flips their quizzes over to see a piece of paper that says, "April Fools!". The guy next to me then bolts up from his desk, looks directly at my teacher and tells... Read More »
So I'm a 4th year uni student who has decided to add and English minor to my degree to help my employment prospects as a teacher. I knew a first year classroom would be painful but I forgot just how painful. We were reviewing some crappy poem and discussing what we could pick up from a first reading. Normal English, touchy feely bullcrap and then one girl took the cake. She raised... Read More »
My photography teacher showed our class the "God Made a Farmer" video on YouTube because the photography in it was actually really good. At the conclusion of the video YouTube suggestions popped up as always and I noticed in the bottom right corner a suggestion......for Pornhub. I tried to take a picture but I spent so much time laughing and showing everyone else that I missed... Read More »
I have a professor who gets annoyed if students wear apparel from other schools. He told us he won't mind people doing that in March if their favorite team "makes it to the big dance." The guy next to me says with a totally straight face, "You mean there's a dance?"
So in class my teacher was telling us how researchers think they found an area like the Garden of Eden. Then a girl in my class says "Wait so they found her (as in Eve)". This is the same girl who thought that Adam and Eve were still alive.