Rough Love

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Rough Love
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Sleep rage vs dream girl

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A couple of years ago when i was still living at home i had a on/off girlfriend (Ina) who introduced me to this amazing girl who lived on the other side of the country. I ended up having a threesome with her and my girl, and in general we had a really good time together while she was here. She even took me to see her grandma who was really old and totally awesome (even though it was as a friend not a lover/girlfriend). When she left we exchanged phonenumbers but i lost my phone the week after and her number with it. I broke up with my girlfriend because i was more interested in the other girl and didn't see a point in being with someone else, needless to say i wanted to stab myself when i lost my phone. About a month later i was out all night and didn't get into bed until 7 in the morning, i wake up at 4 and go into the living room where my moms boyfriend is eyeing me suspeciously. I ask him why he is looking like that, and he tells me that the girl (Anne) had come by with flowers for me but i had screamed at him that i hate flowers and i don't want to see anyone, in my sleep. Anne was devastated and left, she never contacted me after that and i still get a knot in my belly thinking about it. To this day i still cant believe my brain is such a b*tch.

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