It's all about the circumstances...
Derrick Rose on Line 1
I went to a bull’s game with my cousin and we sat really close because someone was giving the tickets away on stubhub.com. She and I attended and the next day I went to work on cloud 9 and told my boss all about how great Derrick Rose was (WHO I LOVE BY THE WAY...LOOOVE!!) My boss tells me that he and his wife are great friends of Derrick Rose's business partner because they live in the same neighborhood. Well, they (my bosses are husband and wife both of which are present) said that they will see Derricks partner at an upcoming party and will ask him if Derrick can come to the job and have a 30 min lunch with me...they were going to just ask and I was EXCITED they would even ask; my boss said to give him a couple weeks. Well the following Tuesday during the day, I was deep into my work and I receive a phone call, a young man says "May I speak to Erika?” I reply "Speaking". He replies, "This is Derrick, I wanted to give you a call since I can't make it to lunch this week"...I reply "Derrick Who?" He says, "Derrick Rose....from the Bulls". I place him on hold then SCREAM and RUN TO MY BOSSES OFFICE HISTERICAL AND TELLS HIM THAT DERRICK IS ON THE PHONE! He couldn’t hold in his laughter and then I knew it was all fake. I run back to the phone and say, "Are you Derrick Rose??? He laughs and says; "only when your boss asks me to be" then starts laughing hysterically. I hang up the phone and start crying and laughing at the same time. Needless to say, I never saw or spoke to Derrick Rose
Erika Crossley |
Why is it that they will only sneeze on our food when we don't want them to, but if we request it they refuse? What if I kept requesting it until they got annoyed? What would they do then?
In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More » At one point, we were asked which gender of masseuse we wanted, so we scheduled a woman for everyone... except our loudest, proudest, "manliest" friend, who we specifically assigned the largest man they had to massage him. He arrived last, leading to a perfect moment of everyone else sitting in the waiting room and watching as he walked out of his massage: his facial expression and lingering awkwardness the rest of the night alone made it the best dance ever.
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