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Why You Shouldn't Smoke Pot

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After all the Hoopla about whether or not pot should be legalized, I am going to put put this to rest once and for all! NO ONE OVER THE AGE OF 15 SHOULD GET HIGH!!! (The following are a few examples as to why people shouldn't smoke pot over the age of 15. The following are all "Hypotheticals", or are stories about a "friend" or a friend of friends, but not about me at all. I'mabout me at all. I'm perfect and don't I engage in illegal activities.) Here are 4 reasons why you shouldn't smoke pot over the age of 15. #1 Marijuana is a major cause for Heart Attacks - In High school, I knew a girl, we'll call her "Lisa", who took ONE BONG RIP at a party. A few minutes later, her body went completely numb and she had to be carried back home to her room at her parents house. Lisa laid in bed and her heart was POUNDING out of her chest. It was clear to her that she was having a heart attack and she decided she was dying. She pleaded with god. "Oh god, I'll never do this again, I'll never smoke pot again, just let me live". Lisa thought the most logical thing to do would be to sleep with the door WIDE open so when she died, her parents would find her RIGHT away and she slept completely naked because, well, I'm not sure why Lisa slept naked but her parent's were a little disturbed when they found her the next morning. Anyway, the point is I am pretty sure she had a minor heart attack. I'm just saying. #2 Marijuana causes people to pee their pants - It just does okay? Peeing your pants from laughter when toilet paper is blowing in the wind is cute when you are 15, but not any older than that. #3 Marijuana Makes you fat - I had a "friend" that went through an inhaling pop tarts phase while she was high... She would eat like 6 pop tarts. Other fun things to eat when you are high that make you fat include but are not limited to: Bagel Bites, popcorn dipped in peanut butter, and Cheetos... oh Cheetos are sooo good. #4 Marijuana makes you self concious - One time this random girl that is not me got high and stared at herself in the mirror for a while, and decided that one boob was bigger than the other. She FREAKED out.

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