I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Do You Want Fries With That?
So one time, my girlfriend and I were fooling around after getting back from a weekend trip; I still lived with my parents at the time. Anyhow, things were getting heavy and we started going at it, she got on top of me and did her thing. Suddenly, we hear that door knob jitter back and forth (I locked the door, thank God!). So we go quiet and listen, thinking maybe someone heard us. Shortly after, I hear my mom ask "If I make fries, would you guys eat any?". Total mood killer, we may have not finished, but the home made fries were sure delicious!
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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