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I'll miss you summer.

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Wait, I thought artists were extinct.

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Unfortunately, Pluto was washed out to sea.

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Don't worry. Some people say that's good luck.

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This is a very graphic representation of the Trojan Horse sneaking into Troy. And it was built by a 6 year-old.

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I don't remember any head exploding in the bible, but I guess I was drunk last time I read it.