The biblical figure Haman makes his rap debut.
He Won't Be Loved.
My cousin from California is all into Maroon 5, and when we were in a local bar that is known for playing nothing but corny country tunes, we decided to play 'She Will Be Loved' on the bar's digital jukebox. Awhile later when the music is playing, a fat bald man with a gray ZZ-Top style beard and a camouflage hat comes up to us (right before taking a swig of his Coors Lite) and asks us if we were the people who picked that song. We said yes, and he then proceeded to yell at us and complained to us, our parents, and the management. He was soon dragged out by some tough guys in the bar. All. Over. A. Single. Fucking. Song.
Andrew Woodruff |
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