I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I think it happened, right?
Me and my friend came up with this awesome little way to mess with girls at parties. We went to different schools, so one weekend I visited and we went out to a house party. While there, we met some chicks and talked to them. Except I didn't say anything about me, not even my name. I ended up going back to one of the girls places and we hooked up. I left after she fell asleep, leaving her to wonder what happened that night and whether it actually happened or not cause she can't remember anything about me. We alternate every weekend doing this and have heard stories about girls thinking they banged some guy but they aren't sure. We've named the game "Phantoming".
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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