Back in 10th grade, my German teacher was explaining a project he wanted us to do and said it was worth a lot of points so if we didn't do it, we were screwed. Without even thinking, I blurted out, "But I like to be screwed." The whole class, including my teacher, laughed at me for 10 minutes.
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Burn Baby Burn
So I'm in a computer graphics course this semester, learning how to photoshop, use indesign, all that shit. Well today the professor has us put up our latest photoshop projects on the board for a group critique, and one of the kids is just a complete ass. Finds something wrong with everyone else's piece, but whenever anyone tries to give him constructive criticism, he dismisses it with "I tried that already but it didn't work." So we were all getting sick of him. He was talking about all the work he did to put some flames around a soccer ball when this one girl pipes up: "I don't know about you, but putting flames on anything screams tacky photoshop to me." Without thinking I turned to the girl next to me and whispered "Burrrrrn..."
Dougie McFartlepants |
I walked into my 8 o'clock class to be told by my teacher that we have a surprise quiz to take. She hands out the quizzes face down and told us not to flip them over until told so. She then tells us to start. Everyone flips their quizzes over to see a piece of paper that says, "April Fools!". The guy next to me then bolts up from his desk, looks directly at my teacher and tells... Read More » her to "get fucked!". He then grabs his bag and walks out.
So I'm a 4th year uni student who has decided to add and English minor to my degree to help my employment prospects as a teacher. I knew a first year classroom would be painful but I forgot just how painful. We were reviewing some crappy poem and discussing what we could pick up from a first reading. Normal English, touchy feely bullcrap and then one girl took the cake. She raised... Read More » her hand and said "Emotions." When the tutor asked her to clarify/specify she simply said "There's just lots of emotions in this."
My photography teacher showed our class the "God Made a Farmer" video on YouTube because the photography in it was actually really good. At the conclusion of the video YouTube suggestions popped up as always and I noticed in the bottom right corner a suggestion......for Pornhub. I tried to take a picture but I spent so much time laughing and showing everyone else that I missed... Read More » my chance. That made my entire week. Hope it makes yours.
I have a professor who gets annoyed if students wear apparel from other schools. He told us he won't mind people doing that in March if their favorite team "makes it to the big dance." The guy next to me says with a totally straight face, "You mean there's a dance?"
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