Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

You'll never be clean.

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Hi there, Brian! So good to talk to you in this forum. Just wanted to drop you a line about the time you decided to hang up a picture of Jesus in the common room (across from our Jenna Jameson poster), the time you cooked chicken (and left the raw packaging on the floor for a week causing us to get mice), and the time you left a note on the door begging us to please be quiet when we got back (we brought girls back and fucked them on your futon). Since you were such a shitty roommate, I just wanted to let you know that every time you did laundry, it probably wasn't clean (I pissed in your Tide about 35 times while drunk). And every time you washed your hair, probably not clean either (again, we all decided pissing in Brian's Pert Plus one night would be funny). And about your broken picture of Jesus, who knew that an empty bottle of Jack Daniels could serve as a weapon. Douche.

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