I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
I just entered into my freshman year of college and I got a dorm room with a pretty decent guy. Wasn't a hard party guy or an idiot and just played stuff like world of warcraft or team fortress 2 on his computer. We had a decent set up and if there was a problem then he never told me. After a while I had begun to hear him call me a faggot to his friends during various moments they assumed I couldn't hear them as I usually had my headphones on. They mocked my looks (I had always taken excellent care of my body due to poor self-image) and I eventually started thinking of ways to get at him. I didn't want to do anything outright and I don't know enough about computers to ruin his with subtlety. So when the usual string of parties started happening I went out to socialize. It was during this time that I formulated my plan. I invited the guy with me to a party on the premise that I would get him hooked up. I left him alone for awhile until I found a cute girl and talked with her. We really hit it off and she liked me enough to go with an idea I proposed to her. I introduced her to my room mate,she did some heavy flirting that had me nearly pissing myself from laughter, until she eventually asked him for his room number. She had him hooked enough that she got his room key and told him to wait fifteen minutes before he came in. I had taken a smirk she aimed at me as the signal which prompted me to leave immediately and head back to our room. I was in the room and she soon followed. We made out until he eventually opened the door and let out a small cry before slamming the door shut. We had laughed so hard enough that we couldn't breathe and after she left she had given me her number which I promptly wrote on my wall with marker so he could see it as soon as he came back. He actually came back the next day and packed up his things without saying a single word to me. And on the off chance that you see this dude? Thanks for being such an ass, you actually got me a girlfriend. HAH!
Joshua Mestizo |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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