Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Brown bag.

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My freshmen year, I roomed with this bitchy sorostitute of a girl. She thought she was hot shit because all the guys wanted to hook up with her, but the real reason for that was because she was easy. They'd talk shit about how she might have a decent body, but you need a brown bag over her head in order to get the job done. Anyway, throughout the year she proceeded to get more and more gross. She'd leave her trash all over the floor, never take out her garbage, didn't know how to flush her damn tampons, and would come back completely trashed and high and throw up on the floor at least twice a week. After putting up with her shit for most of the year, I decided to move out. While doing so, I took her backup laptop, some really nice jewelery and shoes and put holes in her expensive shirts. The best part was, the theft got blamed on the girl down the hall who'd actually been stealing people's stuff throughout the year. Oh, and that "amazing" sex you constantly had with your boyfriend while I was trying to sleep? Yeah, he had a nice small penis and wasn't very good.

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