Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

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My current roommate is completely inconsiderate. Not only does she invite her boyfriend over every night to sleep, but while he's here they have sex while I'm trying to sleep in the same room. They both also eat all of my food and use all of my dishes, never once washing any of them. He stays up to 3-4 in the morning playing MY guitar and retuning it in all these weird ways to fit his "musical" style. Well enough is enough. When you guys aren't in the room, I poke pin holes through all your condoms. Not just one or two pin holes, a whole shit load. I'm surprised you haven't noticed yet. And dearest roommate, when you come back to the dorm drunk on the nights your boyfriend has work with those random guys you hook up with, i take pictures and videos and am currently editing them into one long movie of your drunken sluttiness. I'm sure your boyfriend will love that anonymous email. Have fun getting pregnant even though you practice "safe" sex. And have fun on Maury trying to figure out who the father is. :]

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