Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Unanswered questions.

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Dear Jason, I'm so glad your post was featured on CollegeHumor. I feel like we should level the playing field and talk a little about you. I'm sorry if I ever ate your food or didn't do your dishes, but considering the quantity of Chinese food you ate I didn't think you'd ever eat it. In fact, I have half a feeling you just wanted to bitch at someone else so you could feel better about yourself. Tell me, out of the dozens of women you found on MySpace and banged, did they ever raise your self-esteem enough to keep you from your crippling insomnia? How about the fact that I'd wake up to find you passed out on the couch, having drank all my whiskey. What about college? Did you ever finish, or are you still talking up about how you're joining the coast guard? It doesn't take much to assume you've done neither of these things. The fact that this was well over a year ago and I'd long since forgotten about your sorry ass makes me think that you'll never grow up, and you'll always be an overweight alcoholic dropout who plays too much world of warcraft. And btw, yeah, that was definitely a solid prank. Kudos.

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