Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Hypocrisy

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Dear racist, anti-Semitic, and homophobic roommate, I've noticed during the time I've spent with you just how little you think of everyone in the world who isn't a white, straight Baptist. You tell me I'm an alcoholic for having a beer while I watch the game then you go on a twenty-hour bender on whiskey and lose track of how many times you puke. You eat my food all the time and tell me it's for my own good when in reality it's you and you alone who has gained twenty pounds this year (also, I hide all the good stuff in my closet). Lastly, you are very lucky I wanted to not be expelled most recently when you attempted to hit me in the head with a beer bottle (I still had two drinks left in that!) when you saw me designing posters for a Day Against Homophobia or I would have put holes in you with a pushpin. You would be like a whiskey sieve. I hope you get beaten up by the next black chick you piss off.

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