Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

You got some cleaning to do.

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So my freshman year I had a blob of a roomie, at least for the first month. I quickly moved to a new room so I didn't have to deal with his fat ass. I hope he enjoyed paying for his mattress, new carpet and bed. The mattress I nailed my girlfriend on when she was on the rag. It\'s okay I flipped the mattress for ya. The carpet you wonder how it got so screwed up? Well I pissed on and poured battery acid on the bottom half of your eternal pile of dirty clothes right in the middle of the room. Oh yea and your bed... It wasn't your weight that caused it to collapse in the middle of the night. It was me you prick. I drilled out ever last screw hole and relpaced each screw with a dab of your precious elmer's glue. So when your fat ass rolled over in the middle of the night you came crashing down. I hope you learned how to clean up your trash, wash your clothes, stopped jacking off to anime porn while your new roomie is in the room and take a shower once in a while you disgusting piece of trash.

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