I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Stray cats are not pets.
Remember you thought it would be the coolest idea to get a pet for the dorm room, but wouldn't settle for a pet fish, something even your poor broke ass could take care of? Well, you ended up finding a stray cat and kept it in our room, which was not cool because I've told you number of times that I was allergic to cats. So after dealing with the constant meowing and the little shit taking shits and pisses all over your clothes and making the room smell, you promised he was going to stay home at your parents house for good. Well, first day back at college I could hear the fucker meowing and I knew what you said was a big lie. What made it worse was that you started dating some guy who you went all obsessive crazy over, meaning you were never in the room. So when it came to the cat, I was the one who had to pay attention to it, and feed it, and give it fresh water since you never came back to the dorm till 2am to just get a beer and to leave again. Well, recall the one day when our neighbors complained to the RA that we had a cat in the room, and you freaked out and hyperventilated when the RA's retardedness couldn't find out where he was (It was hiding under the sofa if you weren't too shitfaced to notice.)? You had to take him to the shelter to give him up, but couldn't bear to give away the 'precious' thing that you never took notice to because it was a kill shelter and that he was too old and unhealthy to be placed in adoption, so it would be automatically euthanize. So instead you thought it was a better idea to dump it on the next person who was walling to take it, which happened to be another friend. Remember when you felt so relieved that he would be taken care of and loved? Our friend took him to the same shelter 2 days later. Suck on it bitch.
Jen R. |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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