Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Stray cats are not pets.

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Remember you thought it would be the coolest idea to get a pet for the dorm room, but wouldn't settle for a pet fish, something even your poor broke ass could take care of? Well, you ended up finding a stray cat and kept it in our room, which was not cool because I've told you number of times that I was allergic to cats. So after dealing with the constant meowing and the little shit taking shits and pisses all over your clothes and making the room smell, you promised he was going to stay home at your parents house for good. Well, first day back at college I could hear the fucker meowing and I knew what you said was a big lie. What made it worse was that you started dating some guy who you went all obsessive crazy over, meaning you were never in the room. So when it came to the cat, I was the one who had to pay attention to it, and feed it, and give it fresh water since you never came back to the dorm till 2am to just get a beer and to leave again. Well, recall the one day when our neighbors complained to the RA that we had a cat in the room, and you freaked out and hyperventilated when the RA's retardedness couldn't find out where he was (It was hiding under the sofa if you weren't too shitfaced to notice.)? You had to take him to the shelter to give him up, but couldn't bear to give away the 'precious' thing that you never took notice to because it was a kill shelter and that he was too old and unhealthy to be placed in adoption, so it would be automatically euthanize. So instead you thought it was a better idea to dump it on the next person who was walling to take it, which happened to be another friend. Remember when you felt so relieved that he would be taken care of and loved? Our friend took him to the same shelter 2 days later. Suck on it bitch.

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