I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Last year I was paired with somebody who I soon found out I knew very little about. I thought college was going to be like an insane asylum/prison mixed with an amusement park. Let's say Riker's Island mixed with Coney Island. They never told me that Fire Island would be thrown in as well. I facebook friended my roommate and he hardly said anything to me before the start of school. When I met him, I noticed a few things that were a bit odd about him: he was way too neat for a guy in college, he had more varieties of shampoo than a bored old grandma, and he kept insisting on dressing me in the morning because my style was apparently so bad I could "potentially make people need to go see the school counselor after being horrified by seeing me." I started to wonder about him but my worries were soon quelled when he told me that he wanted to join a fraternity. I went about the orientation week in an alcohol-induced bliss not paying any attention to further signs of who he actually was. On Friday night, three days before the start of school, I came back from a party and went to bed. I heard him straggle in a half-hour after with somebody. Out of my peripheral vision I saw some short person with a Gucci t-shirt and jeans that were so tight they could collapse your leg down into an infinitely dense blackhole. I thought nothing of it and went back to bed. The next morning I wake up to find that my roommate had in fact brought back a guy who was naked and had his arm around him. And this wasn't just any guy he brought back with him -- No. It was my best friend from high school. The next day consisted of a very long discussion with my roommate and apology from him for his lack of honesty. The truth was, I didn't have a problem with the fact that he was homosexual. Not in the least bit seeing that over the course of the year he taught me a hell of a lot about style and even women. Shit, he even introduced me to a few that ended up making me kick him out for a few nights. My problem was that he didn't tell me he was gay -- I totally would have traded him the Banana Republic gift card I left at home for something more masculine that he didn't need like the power drills he kept in the back of his car. It was too late at that point seeing I didn't want to fly back home to get the gift card.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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