Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I banged your sister.

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Hey Zack, you were actually a really cool roommate. We never had any problems. You always paid your bills on time. You never ate my food. And we never really fought. Which might make you ask, "To what is he confessing?" Well, my friend, it is this: remember when your mom and sister came to visit us for the weekend? Remember when you and your mom went shopping but your sister was "going to hang out with some friends?" Yeah. Those friends were me and Old Blind Bob. I don't regret it. Just thought you and the internet should know I banged your sister. Banged her rotten.

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