Work Sucks

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Work Sucks
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This is not what a morning hostess does.

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Years ago when I worked at a chain fast food place, I was placed as "morning hostess", whose job it was to refill coffee, schmooze customers, act cute and chat up a gang of octogenarian men who came in every day at 7 a.m. and drank an unending cup of coffee until noon. Sounds maybe OK, but these guys were the dirtiest old men I've ever met and would tell tales that would make Jenna Jameson blush, and would talk about the girlfriends they had (recently) dumped because they wouldn't "put out any oral". Anyway, one day one of them grabbed me on the behind with his withered crypt keeper hand...and hung on. I slapped his hand (hoping it would turn to dust and fall off), and my manager got angry at me because I had "offended a customer". I told him if that was on the menu, I was going to need a lot more money per hour. Then I told him to stuff it.

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