I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Best customer ever
I run a small mom and pop shop and this woman comes in very frantic complaining about how her boyfriend called her this, that, and the other. According to her, he also threw his camera at her, breaking her wrist in the process. That's why I don't feel bad for him at all when she spends a ton of his money at my small shop, thus being my best customer of the day, possibly the month. Don't worry internet, I made sure that her name was on the card so legally it won't come back to haunt me. If the bf ever comes back mad at me though, I may have to make a post under the Work Sucks section.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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