Back in 10th grade, my German teacher was explaining a project he wanted us to do and said it was worth a lot of points so if we didn't do it, we were screwed. Without even thinking, I blurted out, "But I like to be screwed." The whole class, including my teacher, laughed at me for 10 minutes.
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Avast matey! Take the cargo to the.. bow!
So back in junior high, I had this one teacher who was a total jackass. He was more concerned with being popular with the "cool" kids than he was with providing accurate information to his students. I remember one time when we were grading an exam as a class. One question was "What is the name of the area of a boat where cargo is stored?" The correct answer should have been the "Holds". But the teacher's favorite students argued that the answer should be the "bow", because it was the only nautical term that any of them recognized. Since he didn't want to lose favor with some of his students, he ruled in their favor. Anyone who had the *correct* answer lost a point because our teacher basically caved to peer pressure (pier pressure? *rimshot*).
April Fools?
I walked into my 8 o'clock class to be told by my teacher that we have a surprise quiz to take. She hands out the quizzes face down and told us not to flip them over until told so. She then tells us to start. Everyone flips their quizzes over to see a piece of paper that says, "April Fools!". The guy next to me then bolts up from his desk, looks directly at my teacher and tells... Read More »
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Emotions
So I'm a 4th year uni student who has decided to add and English minor to my degree to help my employment prospects as a teacher. I knew a first year classroom would be painful but I forgot just how painful. We were reviewing some crappy poem and discussing what we could pick up from a first reading. Normal English, touchy feely bullcrap and then one girl took the cake. She raised... Read More »
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YouTube Suggestion
My photography teacher showed our class the "God Made a Farmer" video on YouTube because the photography in it was actually really good. At the conclusion of the video YouTube suggestions popped up as always and I noticed in the bottom right corner a suggestion......for Pornhub. I tried to take a picture but I spent so much time laughing and showing everyone else that I missed... Read More »
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Basketball Dance
I have a professor who gets annoyed if students wear apparel from other schools. He told us he won't mind people doing that in March if their favorite team "makes it to the big dance." The guy next to me says with a totally straight face, "You mean there's a dance?"
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Eve and Eden sound alike
So in class my teacher was telling us how researchers think they found an area like the Garden of Eden. Then a girl in my class says "Wait so they found her (as in Eve)". This is the same girl who thought that Adam and Eve were still alive.
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