I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
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She's a Keeper
With the start of football season I spend all Sunday every Sunday watching... you guessed it football. I only started dating my girlfriend last spring and she expressed confusion when I told her thats what I would be doing... since normally we just hang out watch tv and do the deed all day on sundays. She spent the first two weeks of the season super pissed (cause she was horny and I was watching football) in the other room watching tv while I watched football. Week three rolls around and in the middle of a game she lays down next to me and without saying a word shoves her hand down my pants. After a few minutes of a hand job she takes my pants off and starts giveing me head. So being the gentleman that I am i decide to multitask and to return the favor whilst keeping an eye on the game. This goes on for awhile until I position on top of her and we proceed to bang. Once we finish I finally realize (I was partially watching the game after all) she looks a bit disappointed. I immediately begin to feel horrible and apologize. She interrupts and says, "No its not that. The sex was great... I just felt bad cause I raped you when you wanted to watch football... and all I wanted to do was give you head so you could still watch the game and you wouldn't have to miss anything." I didn't know what to say except that you can't rape the willing... She attacked me again during week 4's games and told me to expect it cause she wasn't gonna take no for an answer... Looks like not only is this going to be a great season... but I think I found a keeper.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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