I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I've only went out with one person, we had been dating for over a year and he broke up with me before he went to college saying "Long distance relationships don't last" and "You never seem to hang out with anyone else except me". I didn't know promising to see each other every other weekend and realizing that I was tired of my high school friends (they never hung out with me, I was tired of asking) and deciding I would spend the summer hanging out with the only person I ever had in my life would end up leaving me lonely. He said he still wanted to stay friends, after a month he left for college, and my fear came true, he hasn't talked to me since, and I still text him. Mainly cause it makes me feel better. Now I wonder if we will meet up for summer still. Three months later and all I can think about is him. I'M PATHETIC, I know. No friends(I ask my high school friends a million times, I'm tired of trying and college isn't really a place were people try to make friends), no nothing. It's a shame to be all alone.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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