I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
5th Grade Dance
In fifth grade, I asked this girl I liked to a dance we were having. She didn't get back to me for about two weeks, because she wanted another guy to ask her. I waited, which is pretty sad. She then told me that she woud go with me because that guy didn't ask her and she felt bad for me. That is also pretty said. After hearing this, I ran down the hallway with my fist in the air like I was the champion of the world for having a date. That's really sad.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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