I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
4 years of 3rd wheel
I am currently sat pretending to do work so my boyfriend wont feel guilty about playing Resi Evil 6 with his best friend. They never get to see each other, and his friend only just got Xbox Live back, so I really don't mind. But when I offered to go home he immediately turned off the game and left the chat, saying he felt selfish and guilty, which naturally made me feel selfish and guilty. We haven't spoken to each other in the last hour, and I'm not actually getting any work done because I can't concentrate with the sound of the game. I'm hoping he thinks I'm just writing my essay with this typing... And this isn't the first time I've had to entertain myself because of his best mate.
Kirsty R. |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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