Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I cleaned! With your toothbrushes.

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I am a very clean person. I'm not exactly what you would call a neat freak, but common sense dictates that the bathroom and kitchen should be the cleanest rooms in the house/apartment. I lived with 2 dirty, dumbass girls who always seemed to conveniently forget their turn at our weekly apartment-cleaning. They would leave damp, smelly towels, washcloths and loofah sponges in the bathroom for weeks at a time and never rinse out the sink after brushing their teeth. One afternoon, I found myself home alone and decided to do a thorough cleaning of the apartment. Armed with various liquid chemicals, my roommate's toothbrushes and face cloths, I scrubed the toilet, rid the bathtub of grime, and scoured the kitchen sink. Once complete, I calmly put back their personal items where I had found them and enjoyed the rest of the semester, knowing that various ass-germs now resided in their mouths.

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