Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

They killed my kitten.

Up +32 Down

Back in the day I used to live with my then girlfriend (now wife of 3 years) and another couple in a house we rented. These people were the worst human beings I have ever met. They would bring home random strangers from the bar almost every night and shit would always turn up missing. They would blast music until 4 or 5 am every night. On top of that they were directly responsible for killing a kitten (that they had supposedly "rescued" from their friends house) and killing a pet lizard they kept... all of this is just the tip of the iceberg kids.... So we were getting ready to move out of the place and we started plotting a way to exact a small amount of revenge for their transgressions. I knew both of them would always iron their clothes every morning (He worked at a used car dealership if that tells you anything) so I decided to give them a gift that would keep on giving. I started by taking the iron from their closet and pouring out all of the water that makes the steam. I then proceeded to refill the water reservoir with some of my steaming hot piss. I also decided to top it all off by pissing on their pillows and bed sheets. I can't tell you how happy I was watching them iron their clothes the next few days with the faint aroma of hot, steamy urine filling the air. Of course, being the good natured roommate that I am, I made sure to top it back off the day that we moved out, ensuring another week of piss-steamed clothes for those douche-fucks.

Comments ()