I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
What is wrong with you?
Dear Asshole, What the fuck is wrong with you... why do you come home at the end of every day.. only to come into the house and drive me fucking insane, before I met you I thought I had a good perception of what a retarded red headed step childs behaviour would be like (I know its a mouth full), Well let me tell you you have taught me a shit load of new things, congratulations on single handily destroying any sympathy I may have had towards you fucked up mother fuckers.(* fucked up mother fuckers being the roommatesnot an actual retarded person) I personally like how you dont see (or what appears to be dont understand) the importance of using that pink mushy stuff between your fucking skull when it comes to things like oh I dont know DOING YOUR OWN FUCKING DISHES or even maybe... LOCKING THE FUCKING DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE, another good one is how you like to eat MY food and then sit there and tell me to my face you didnt, FUCK YOU BITCH, I know you did, but my personal favorite is how you walk around the house with a big fucking chip on your shoulder like your king of the fucking ginger kids or something, Well if you only knew I pissed in your fucking coffee this morning, thats right, enjoy it asshole, tastes real good doesn't it, mmm. I guess what im really trying to say here is that If I ever get the chance, im going to drop a cinder block on your head while you're sleeping, then take a picture and laugh at it for the next 10 days then after that, put it away for like a month, take it out and have that laugh all over again, dipshit. Now I feel its important to tell you things didnt have to be this way, things could have been great, we could have had that sitcom roommate friendship you always see on tv, but no, I can only pretend to look past your retarded qualities for so long before I find my self standing in the mirror with a .45 Magnum wondering. should I do it?? Should I? no, well maybe..nah, it would probably be to messy. In conclusion, Get Bent, you fucking try hard pussy hope that looser internet dating works out for you douche bag, suck a fat one, You Faggel!
Jesse K |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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