Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Slept with his girlfriend.

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If you think it's bad living with one obnoxious roommate, try to imagine 3. Three loud, disgusting, ignorant, roommates. One was in-particularity just an absolute piece of trash. There wasn't one single day that went by where he didn't "borrow" something of mine and his way of borrowing was to use something and not return it. Such as the toothpaste that he used twice a day, the bowls and silverware he took to microwave chicken pot pies in and would not clean them , the 300 dollar bose sound system that i bought for my individual use that he decided could be moved onto an un-sturdy and beer covered desk while i was not there, and many other things. Not once did i ever ask him for a favor. He thought that anything in the room was his and could be used at no cost. Brand new cans of shaving cream i bought began to disappear after a couple weeks, new packages of gum would be missing pieces at double the rate i chewed it, any time we went to the grocery store or out to eat he unexpectedly "forgot" his wallet, packages of smarties and other halloween candy i had hiding in my desk slowly disappeared even though i never ate any of it, any time i brought back some sort of food that wasnt sealed new in the package it would be up to half gone (sunchips, cereal, etc.), even little plastic floss/toothpick combos that i tried to hide on the upper shelf of my closet began to disappear and i would find them lying around the dorm room floor. the only way i can sleep at night now is knowing how much pee was put in his open gatorades/powerades he kept in the fridge, the amount of spit/buggers that was wiped on his pillows and disgusting couch that took up half the room, which he brought in without anyone's consent, and the number of times i used his clean shirts and towels to wipe up messes around the room. And the final way of me getting back at him was sleeping with his girlfriend. nooo ya baby i love it.

Dan Glesack |

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