Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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I bit your cookie-head off.

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Hey Girl! So remember that time you brought those foreign guys home one drunken night and let them sleep on our floor, or the time you ate our food, or used my expensive shampoo, never did the dishes, let your huge boobs rest on my shoulder while you looked at MY emails, left your fucking disgusting kitchen disaster all over the house, let that guy sleep in MY BED while I was gone for the weekend, drank the alcohol I bought, threw up all over the place and never cleaned up every other weekend, told us to turn down our music while you played computer games, left your huge laundry out for days, or gave our roommate a virus on her computer? No, of course your drunk fat ass can't remember. Well, I stole the wine glasses and lawn chairs, licked all the silverware, and poured your shampoo down the drain before we moved out. We all had a party after you left using all your food. I also told anyone that would listen about you losing your virginity in that threesome, and cropped you out of all my pictures. We made cookies shaped like you and bit off the heads. We also spied on a skype conversation you had with that spanish guy one night when you were wasted. Yeah, we know all about your dirty skype convos and what you use to do in the shower. We also showed all our friends. It's a small school bitch, and everyone knows how fucking disgusting and lazy you are.

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