Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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She ate dog food.

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I was renting a house with a yard for my dog. My roommate at the time was a friend's ex-gf. She was cool, had hot friends, no big deal. Eventually, after a few idiotic moves by her, we were quarreling every other day. One morning, I woke up to another dirty plate on the counter. Only this time, I noticed it had been a big ole plate of this yummy casserole I cook for my dog-complete with livers, kidneys, raw eggs, and just enough cheese to taste good I guess. Well, since she was most definately plastered the night before, she hadn't noticed and had eaten several plate fulls, her and her non-rent payin stripper ass friend. Although her friends were cute, she was retarded enough to eat dog food, so I figured I would let it slide without breaking her heart by telling her.

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