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I hate male customers.

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I work at a well known apparel store that is linked to a lingerie store...therefore we sell clothing as well as bras and panties. At our store, only managers are allowed to answer the phone. I recently got promoted to a manager and one night of closing the store, a guy named "Brad" called the store asking to speak to a manager. I told him I was one of the managers on duty that night and asked what I could help him with. He told me he was calling from the American Breast Cancer institution and was asking if I had a minute to answer a short survey about breast cancer. I agreed to do it since he said it was short. He first told me real facts about breast cancer and then proceeded to ask me questions. It first started out with simple questions about my knowledge of breast cancer....and then it started to get personal--as in "what is your bra size?", "how big is your areola?", "how often do you masturbate?" etc. I stopped him before he asked me the next question because it was getting way too personal for me to answer at work. Before I got the chance to hang up, he quickly said "I want to take your 34B breasts and put your areola in my mouth to----[hung up at that point]. Of course I was fuming afterwards because on that same day, I was harassed by a male customer who asked me what size in sexy thong was I wearing while I was trying to help him find underwear for his girlfriend. Ever since then, I always try to get someone else to help any of our male customers.

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