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Subway stories.

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I worked various shifts at a 24hr Subway. Overnights contained constant entertainment. I've experienced (people): - masterbate outside the windows; - drop their pants in the store after loogying into the lettuce; - do a line on a table; - roll one on a table; - smash an empty 26er over another guys head which cut off a large piece of one ear; - be too drunk &/or high to move, then pass out in the store, - start bloody fistfights broken up by police; - piss on the exterior windows; - piss ALL over a washroom with the toilet seat deliberately down; - deficate ALL over a washroom (think ceiling and walls..); - leave 'prizes' such as condoms and empty liquor bottles in the store; - threaten to 'bash my skull in' with the store shovel he stole from the entrance; - staff members too high to work and trip balls while trying to serve customers, then having to go into the back to sit down; - staff members deposit more roaches out back than cigarette butts; - staff member on an overnight wearing a baseball cap, dark shades, big smile, and bouncing his head to a continuous techno cd, while serving customers on e; - overweight individuals eat entire bottles of mayo, with extra cheese and bacon on their 'subs' - creepy old men hitting on the teenage female workers; - very drunk man throwing a table through a window; - a disgruntled man with a tire iron smashing the sneeze guard; - enormous understaffing issues; - a customer asking to use the phone (portable) during a busy period, which he then took unnoticed into the washroom for an hour. We later recieved a bill for an hours worth of phone-sex service.. - a 75ish year old couple describe graphicly and in detail their recent activities on a sex swing; - staff members who dated using a table for 'support', which they broke during the act; - staff members who hotboxed a freezer; and, - a staff member who became so high and bored she coloured over 20 'my little pony' pictures and stuck them on the walls in the back; and, We did it for the subs ;)

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