I can never tell if the comments on this website are the work of genius meta-trolls, or if everyone who leaves a comment is just too fucking stupid to get the joke.
7 Things People Prefer To Call Themselves Compared ...
1. "I'm a pacifist." -- You're a coward. Like the vast majority of us you don't like confrontation and are terrified of being hit in the face. Quit acting like it's by choice. Nobody believes that. 2. "I'm just being honest." -- You're just being an asshole. If you're going to be an asshole or a bitch just admit it. Don't try to justify the horribly rude thing you said by the fact that it's true. Most insulting things are true. That's a completely idiotic justification that makes no sense. 3. "I'm the manager." -- You're the assistant manager. You leave the word assistant out on purpose. You’re one of those people who like to lie without lying. Manager or assistant manager, do you think anyone really cares that much one way or the other? 4. "I'm not racist." -- You're racist. Come on, everyone is a little racist. Maybe you don't hate someone for their race but you believe some of the stereotypes. When someone tells you they believe you aren't racist, they are being nice. At best they believe you try not to be racist. 5. "I'm a free spirit." -- You're dumb and like to share your dumb thoughts a lot. There is a Grand Canyon sized gap between how interesting what you say is, and how interesting you think it is. 6. "I'm a ladies man." -- You're a sexual predator. You may or may not use ruffies but lying and alcohol are definitely your friends. 7. "I'm misunderstood." -- You set fires. If you're truly misunderstood you can usually fix the misunderstanding pretty easily. Nobody stays misunderstood unless they're batshit crazy.
Speaking only from personal experience, everyone I've met loves their mother tongue. Mine is obviously not english, but as a second language I pretty much adore it. It gives me a greater vocabulary through which I can express myself and alot of the things I love are in English. That is why it baffles me everytime I see the disrespect Americans have for their language! Where I... Read More »
In my math class there is a small group of people who I really think TRY to interfere with my learning. I made the mistake of not paying attention in a previous math class and re-doing it. So, I'm actually trying to learn something. These people talk and talk and talk. The teacher moves them away from each other and they innocently complain that she (the teacher) is 'unfair'.... Read More »
For cereal Collegehumor, what have you done to uPICK? It has pretty much died since you put it under the more section and also rough love just isn't the same as "dating it's complicated". I loved those articles and I miss them a whole lot. I want dating it's complicated articles back even if they're just on a random schedule and not weekly. Rabble, rabble, rabble angry face >:(
The so-called comedy 21 & Over is offensive. Not because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel, but because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel in a dull, monotonous way.
Is it just me, or do you guys get annoyed whenever someone brags about how they never need to solve for x or use any math in their lives? If you are one of those people, youre missing the point of high school and college. Schools are meant to show you a wide variety of human education in the hopes of you finding a certain subject youre interested in, and also to teach you stuff... Read More »