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7 Things People Prefer To Call Themselves Compared ...

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1. "I'm a pacifist." -- You're a coward. Like the vast majority of us you don't like confrontation and are terrified of being hit in the face. Quit acting like it's by choice. Nobody believes that. 2. "I'm just being honest." -- You're just being an asshole. If you're going to be an asshole or a bitch just admit it. Don't try to justify the horribly rude thing you said by the fact that it's true. Most insulting things are true. That's a completely idiotic justification that makes no sense. 3. "I'm the manager." -- You're the assistant manager. You leave the word assistant out on purpose. You’re one of those people who like to lie without lying. Manager or assistant manager, do you think anyone really cares that much one way or the other? 4. "I'm not racist." -- You're racist. Come on, everyone is a little racist. Maybe you don't hate someone for their race but you believe some of the stereotypes. When someone tells you they believe you aren't racist, they are being nice. At best they believe you try not to be racist. 5. "I'm a free spirit." -- You're dumb and like to share your dumb thoughts a lot. There is a Grand Canyon sized gap between how interesting what you say is, and how interesting you think it is. 6. "I'm a ladies man." -- You're a sexual predator. You may or may not use ruffies but lying and alcohol are definitely your friends. 7. "I'm misunderstood." -- You set fires. If you're truly misunderstood you can usually fix the misunderstanding pretty easily. Nobody stays misunderstood unless they're batshit crazy.

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