Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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You'll Never be Clean

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Remember when you got mad at me for my alarm going off multiple times even those your's does as well? Or when you complained about the dishes piling up even though you never clean them? Or when you told me to take shorter showers even though you wake up and hour after I do? Or when you made me leave the club several times so you could see your ex boyfriend? Or when you never flush the toilet after you pee? Or when you leave clots of your hair in the sink? Or when you get mad at me when we don't have plans on the weekend, even though when we do go to parties I'm the one who always gets the invite because you have made no effort to meet new people? Or when you pursue every guy I tell you I like? Or when you pursue every guy you think likes me? Or when you passive aggressively write notes in our apartment when I am sitting in the same room? Or when you try to make me look stupid infront of other people? Do you remember doing these things even though I chose not to live with other friends because you didn't have anyone else to live with? Do you remember me never complaining to you about any of these things even though I have had to listen to you complain about me several times? I remember. How have I kept my tongue you might ask? I've been peeing in your body wash and putting vegetable oil in your shampoo. You'll never be clean you selfish, dramatic bitch.

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