If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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Are we there yet?
When I was a kid, I would annoy the hell out of my parents by asking, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?". They told me someday I would know how it felt to be asked the same question over and over. They were right. I brought home a girl last night and all she kept asking was, "Is it in yet? Is it in yet?". Repetitive questions really ARE annoying.
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