I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So I studied with this girl for about 5 years and 3 years after graduation we hook up (she is very good looking) and after 5 days or so she wanted to have sex so of course I am in for it... But for my appreciation she had a botanic garden downstairs... So instantly I felt somewhat disgusted because she was giving me head before and wanted some in return... And I don't feel like Tarzan shoving my nose and mouth in the jungle. So for the next month or so I was only making her blow me and when I got sick of it I told her to shave her vajayjay and she dumped me because I "don't understand anything". Great reasoning.
Johny Ohhh Boy |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
uPick is a new feature on CollegeHumor where YOU the user upload a story or picture to a category. You then vote up or down these stories as you see fit.