I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
While I was with the girl I lost my virginity to, we would tend to stick to the cowgirl position because of my lack of experience. I guess it wasn't as much fun for her as it was for me, so we decided to try out some other positions so I could get better. So we cuddled up watching some Family Guy in bed for a bit before having sex again, this time with me on top. I was still very new at this, so I was trying my hardest and giving her my all and she seemed to be enjoying herself. As I came, she looked me dead in the eye and said "Well Done" before giggling herself silly. It took me a moment to realise that she was repeating what we had seen on Family Guy earlier, during the High Class British Porn bit. I can't watch that episode anymore without feeling really awkward, and slightly aroused. That being said, the waves of pleasure I felt while she was giggling and I was still inside her were pretty damn awesome. So every cloud has a silver lining...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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