I dont want to live on this planet anymore
The Top-Secret Pickup Lines Of General petraeus
If you love a man in uniform… you’ll love him even more out of uniform. Pssst…Want to see my 5th star? How’d you like to make love to a man with the worst haircut you’ve ever seen? Want to join me for an undercover mission… under my desk? How’d you like a general admission ticket to the party in my pants? That’s enough talking into your mic for the book… how bout if we swap roles and you talk into my mic? Want to do me for your country? Have you read my book “All In?” (makes obscene gesture) Pickup line sent in by 4th graders: I don’t work for the CIA… I work for the FBI: the Federal Body Inspectors.
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