I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
If I were a zombie, I'd eat you the most
I met my now boyfriend in a game of Humans vs Zombies. I had just been told I was the case zero Original Zombie, and he was the first human I saw, so I jumped out and slapped him on shoulder yelling 'Dead!' After some initial disappointment that he didn't get to fire his nerf gun once, he really took to being a zombie, and became so prolific in his kills that he could stand alone in front of 100 humans and they would be too scared to fire a shot. Anyway, we really bonded over leading the zombies to victory, and now when people ask us how we met he says 'She jumped out and ate my brains, and my heart too.'
Evie C |
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