I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
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Paybacks a Bitch
So I was dating this girl for 3 years. She was my first serious girlfriend. The first two years were great but the last one turned out poorly. Then at the end of last semester in April she told me that she had sex with our mutual friend and without a condom too. So I broke up with her and more truths came out about her cheating on me for quite sometime. I had even transferred to the same college as her just to be closer with her and because of this we had a lot of mutual friends. I literally treated this woman the best a boyfriend can so as you can guess I was seriously hurt and angry. Well as this is the first semester at the same school not being together i decided to get revenge. I didn't have to work to hard seeing as I'm a good looking guy to have sex with one of her close friends and her old roommate who she absolutely hates. She found out about the roommate and its eating her alive. People i know who still see her says she always complains about how i could even do that. The best thing is if she ever says anything to me when we meet again that I don't like all I'm gonna say is, "I had sex with Nikki so suck on that, Paybacks a Bitch."
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