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uPick

I hate being a women because other women ruin it.

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Who the FUCK told you that you're special because you can bake? I can bake. I can back the best fucking baked goods of all time. But I'm not bragging about it like it's a purple heart. It's our FUCKING JOB to bake. And oh, I'm sorry, you're a toothpick and somehow you're more of a woman that I am? Sweetie, my right ass cheek is bigger than both your poor excuse for boobs. Your thighs don't touch (and you starved yourself to get that way?) you sad, sad excuse for a woman. Don't you fucking sit there and tell me I'm fat because I promise you, if guys want a woman, they talk to me. If they want a child, they'll go to you. So do me a favor: eat a fucking burger, grow a pair, and be a real woman cause you're making the rest of us look bad. This isn't amateur hour, this is real. fucking. life.

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