I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Worst Buy
I work at Best Buy as a "Sales Associate" in the Computer department. I approach every customer with the cheeriest smile i can muster and ask "Can i help you find anything miss/ ma'am/ sir? Now one out of every eight or so people who I ask this will respond by leaning in their heads and whispering "Yeah are there any good deals here?". As if this is some secretive passcode that will unlock a mystical fucking door to a premium room for their intelligence in asking that question. Now for these people I always bring to this same computer. This extraordinarily overpriced 14" Asus with an Intel Celeron Processor, 2gb of ram, and 320 gb of storage. For those of you unfamiliar with computers, that is about as bottom line and shitty as it gets, and is by no means worth the $340 it's listed for. I then proceed to give these people a 10 minute song and dance about what a good fucking deal it is. I manage to get about 70% of them to buy it. I feel good knowing that there is a chance no matter how slim, that computer will cause their house to catch fire and kill them. I'm simply doing my civic duty and slowly thinning the excess population.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »