I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
After helping a friend move house on a 40 degree Saturday (Celsius), I spent all of Sunday on the couch watching a whole season of Walking Dead, and playing Playstation. My girlfriend watches Walking Dead, but has no interest in Playstation, so after watching TV with me she organised to go out with a friend whilst I gamed away for the rest of the afternoon. She returned after 3-4 hours (by which time I'd had enough of gaming) with armloads of shopping and told me that she felt so bad about going out and leaving me to spend the afternoon alone that she bought me Black Ops 2 to make up for it. It took me a while to shut Admiral Ackbar up.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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